A memoir by an American Instagram personality about fame, snark, long-form Instagram captions, broken promises, best-friend tell-alls, missing college plates, and a teapot full of pee.

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With Love From the Confession Booth

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Chapter One

A Memoir Named Desire

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Chapter Two

Scheming Makes You Hotter

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Chapter Three

Bait and Set

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Chapter Four

The Dream Manufacturer

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Chapter Five

Tableaux Vivant

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Chapter Six

Heaven Spelled Backwards

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Chapter Seven

Life of the Party

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Chapter Eight

Kiss Me Under the Golden Gate

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Chapter Nine

Icily, Almost Innocently

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Chapter Ten

Impure Heroine

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Chapter Eleven

Signed, Scammed, Delivered — I’m Yours

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Chapter Twelve

Funnel of Winners

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Chapter Thirteen

La La Sand